New Heathens
3Feb/09Off

Into the LAIR of the BLOOD-DRAWING BEAST!

New York City is abuzz with talk of Chuck the groundhog biting Mayor Michael Bloomberg's finger at a Groundhog Day celebration at the Staten Island Zoo yesterday.

Today I, and two other brave journalists, went into the groundhog's lair to go eye to beady little eye with this biter of billionaires.

Behold the Face of Terror!

With the visage of he who was bit.

The celebrification of a blood-drawer (That's NY Post photog Chad Bachman who also brought Mayor Mike's framed portrait.)

And finally...a kiss of apology from the varmint?

Does this mean groundhogs don't support term limits?

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