Text Conversation, July 21, 2010

832-620-xxxx, 10:27 p.m. What are you wearing?

Me: 10:28 p.m. The most oft-texted question in history. Jeans and a t-shirt. Who's this?

832-620-xxxx, 10:31 p.m. You are obviously not wearing your red briefs because u threw them in with my laundry and now my white sheets are pink!

Me: 10:33 p.m.: Um, think you might have the wrong number. Sorry about your pink sheets though!