Just Like

Went to Paddy's Service Station in Newark for an oil change and Bossman Matt's 7-year-old daughter was there because she had a half-day of school today. Matt, owner of both New Heathens records, pointed at me and asked, "Do you know who this is?"

"No," she said.

Matt -- who nicknamed me -- said to her, "This is Mr. Fabulous. We call him that because he's a great musician and songwriter."

Without missing a beat she says, "Like Justin Bieber?"